Men Never Listen

> > > On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get 
> > > into the men's rest-room, but it had  always been occupied. 
> > > The flight attendant noticed his predicament. 
> > > Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to 
> > > touch any of the buttons on the wall." 
> > > He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons 
> > > he had promised not to touch! 
> > > Each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP, and a red one 
> > > labelled ATR. 
> > > Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. 
> > > He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. 
> > > What a nice feeling, he thought. 
> > > Men's rest-rooms don't have nice things like this. 
> > > Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. 
> > > Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. 
> > > When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. 
> > > A large! Powder Puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of 
> > > spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies rest-room was 
> > > more than just a rest-room, it is a tender and loving pleasure. 
> > > When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push 
> > > the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. 
> > > The Next thing he knew he was in a hospital, as soon as he opened his 
> > > eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. 
> > > "What happened?" he exclaimed. 
> > > "You pushed one too many buttons,"replied the nurse. 
> > > "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. 
> > > Your penis is under your pillow." 
> > > Men Never Listen.......