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>Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? 
>A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries. 
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>Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? 
>A. He thought it was a delivery service. 
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>Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and 
>started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" 
>Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?" 
>The captain replied, "Screw the children!" 
>Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?" 
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>Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... 
>Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? 
>Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin? 
>Janet: No, just a pizza and video. 
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>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? 
>A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. 
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>Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? 
>A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.