The Dentist

> A Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much it is for a tooth 
> extraction. "$85 for an extraction sir" was the dentist's reply. 
>  "Och huv yer no got anythin' cheaper" replies the Scotsman getting 
> agitated. 
> 
> "But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir" said the dentist. 
> 
>  "What about if yer din't use any anesthetic?" asked the Scotsman 
> hopefully. 
> 
>  "Well it's highly unusual sir, but if that's what you want, I suppose I 
>  can do it for $70" said the dentist. 
> 
> "Hmmmm, what about if yer used one of your dentist trainees and still 
>  without anesthetic" said the Scotsman. 
> 
> "Well it's possible but they are only training and I can't guarantee their 
> level of professionalism and it'll be a lot more painful. I suppose in 
> that case we can bring the price down to say $40" said the dentist. 
> 
> "Och that's still a bit much, how about if yer make it a trainin' session 
> and have yer student do the extraction and the other students watchin' and 
> learnin" said the Scotsman hopefully. 
> 
> "Hmmmmm, well OK it'll be good for the students I suppose, I'll charge 
> you only $5 in that case" said the dentist. 
> 
> "Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal" said the Scotsman 
> 
> "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday?"