>A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. 
>Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the 
>bedroom closet to watch. 
>The woman's husband also comes home. 
>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in 
>there already. 
>The little boy says, "Dark in here." 
>The man says, "Yes, it is." 
>Boy - "I have a baseball." 
>Man - "That's nice." 
>Boy - "Want to buy it?" 
>Man - "No, thanks." 
>Boy - "My dad's outside." 
>Man - "OK, how much?" 
>Boy - "$250" 
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in 
>the closet together. 
>Boy - "Dark in here." 
>Man - "Yes, it is." 
>Boy - "I have a baseball glove." 
>The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" 
>Boy - "$750" 
>Man - "Fine." 
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go 
>outside and have a game of catch." 
>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." 
>The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" 
>Boy - "$1,000" 
>Father - "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ...that is 
>way more than those two things cost. 
>I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." 
> 
>They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the 
>confession booth and he closes the door. 
>The boy says, "Dark in here." 
> 
>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".