Yanks & Chickens

                                 
> Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story) 
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> Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens 
> at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all traveling at 
> maximum velocity. 
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> The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with 
> airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. 
> American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the 
> windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a 
> gun was sent to the American engineers.
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> When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled 
> out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to 
> smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped 
> the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of 
> the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. 
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> The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the 
> experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and asked the British 
> scientists for suggestions. 
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> You're going to love this...... 
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> Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: 
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> "Defrost the chicken."