Rent For Apartment

>A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon 
>with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does 
>not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a 
>check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT. ' 

>On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the 
>whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check 
>for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: 

>Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your 
>apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented 
>the apartment, I was under the impression that: 
>1.. it had never been occupied; 
>2.. that there was plenty of heat; 
>3.. that is was small enough to make me cozy 
>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there 
>wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. 

>Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for 
>$250 with the following note: 

>Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful 
>apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is 
>plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the 
>apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture 
>to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. 
>Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present 
>landlady!